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Itsmeee
01-16-2004, 10:06 AM
I here forth have current and will reep the 1st harvest of your/yours future fun. All enjoyment must be taxed at a 99.8% fun tax hereforth and therein all funs collected will be mine.

Failure to comply with Fun taxation and or 1st harvest else what itsmeee feels like takeing is punishible by 1st party herein called Itsmeee, and 2nd party herein called John Doe which can/will be replaced by your name owanging you in herein called Raven Shield forthwith and forever.

Tax exemption can/should be filed emediatly by the 2nd party named "john doe" as early as 1-16-04 as of 10:00 of the am hour. Such taxations will make allowances for the 2nd party aka john doe to be not as ownaged and or skilled in the hereforth game raven shield by the 1st party Itsmeee for the availability of some vestige of manhood for father to show to 3rd party herein child of 2nd party when 2nd party arrives at his John Doe residence.

Thank you for you time :buttwag: :rofl:

edit: Taxation of herein Chicken Sandwiches aka food shall be ratified as 1st party itsmeee sees fit.

DiscoDave
01-16-2004, 10:10 AM
Dummy Mode Engaged.

Begin blank stare and nod procedures.

Blank stare and nod procedures activated.

:stare::yes:

Itsmeee
01-16-2004, 10:26 AM
Thank you for demonstraiting the taxation procedure DiscoDave. As you can see I have taxed him the required 99.8% fun tax which leaves him in a semi comotose sedated stage. He will stay in this mode for some time while his fun/enjoyment grows back at which time I take the 1st fruits then tax the rest at the 99.8% per fun unit*. This proccess continues at an indefinate rate.

*one fun unit = 1/18 of a laugh or 1/2 smile. Not available in all areas, please call for more information. Do not take Paxel or FARB inhibiters.

Ender
01-16-2004, 11:10 AM
Dave stop spamm....I mean posting. You're not going to beat me. :stare:



Thank you everyone! That is all! Nothing to see here!

Itsmeee
01-16-2004, 12:42 PM
Hey, where do you get all your posts endeR? WTF I mean you can't have posted 201 times in these forums...wait a second! Have you been giving yourself free :spam:? Raising your post count with your mod status!?? I demand equal spamming privlages! :grumpy:

DiscoDave
01-16-2004, 01:19 PM
Admins have access to a secret forum dedicated to naked Rachel Leigh Cook pictures. :naughty:

Itsmeee
01-16-2004, 01:23 PM
so just how far does this rabit whole go? :confuina:

DiscoDave
01-16-2004, 01:34 PM
Well, we also have a secret Admin forum dedicated to Janet Reno (http://www.janetrenoishot.com/) pictures.

It doesn't get much traffic, though.

Itsmeee
01-16-2004, 01:37 PM
I'm not sure I'll ever WANT to reproduce after seeing that site...*Itsmeee shivers at her horridness* :(

You and Ender are some weird sicko's :mad:

DiscoDave
01-16-2004, 01:41 PM
Originally posted by itsmeee
I'm not sure I'll ever WANT to reproduce after seeing that site...
I know the feeling. It's like drinking orange juice from concentrate for your whole life, then trying some not from concentrate orange juice. How could you ever go back to orange juice from concentrate? It would be completely unthinkable!

Itsmeee
01-16-2004, 01:43 PM
Originally posted by itsmeee

You and Ender are some weird sicko's :mad:

My point is proven...

*Itsmeee shivers again at her horridness* :(

Excessive
01-16-2004, 07:26 PM
Originally posted by DiscoDave
Well, we also have a secret Admin forum dedicated to Janet Reno (http://www.janetrenoishot.com/) pictures.

It doesn't get much traffic, though.

All I have to say about that can be summed up very easily. What the F%$@...:wtf:

Itsmeee
01-16-2004, 10:17 PM
yeah...I don't think I want to get more posts if thats what I get...