Anyone Looking for a job?

[the other guy]

The place where im working is looking to hire someone, youll be working outside weededing all day for the most part, and some grunt work. The place is moles green acrhs funeral home and cemetary its on the cornor of axton and northwest. They are looking for someone whos willing to work all day weededing around graves, and its all day not after school stuff. any questions? and youll be able to work there until at least memorial day. any questions?

[the other guy]

and work hours ar from 8:00 to 4:30

[QuietStorm]

Because weeding isn't "grunt" work...

Let me tell you, with some of the weeds around here, I'd be surprised if you weren't grunting. :|

[the other guy]

by grunt work i mean help put in some water pipe which we are about done with cut down large cracked branches cleaning out in ground garbage cans and baring dead people.

[UB_Bomber]

The perks involve burrying dead people.

[the other guy]

The perks involve burrying dead people.
and im betting the ocasional buring of dead people

[Warder]

What.

[the other guy]

its a cemetary, and i work there and ub used to work there to. and we creamnate people as well

[Excessive]

and we creamnate people as well

Thats hawt!

[Warder]

http://campkitsch.com/images/designs/buzzworthy/thats_hot.jpg

[ghrogels]

MESSAGE SHIRTS FOR THE WIN. GUYS LETS SEND A MESSAGE.

[UB_Bomber]

You can cook an 8 foot long pizza in like 1 minute.

[Expunge]

Because cooking food in a crematorium is healthy.

[Itsmeee]

its all meat :/

[UB_Bomber]

It gets steralized all the time. Over and over and over....... Plus they just put new bricks in it.

[DiscoDave]

its all meat :/
I think you're my favorite poster, +rep.

[Expunge]

Oh boy! Cant wait to fire it up. >_<

[PirateIvan]

how many hrs a week? My buddy needs a job.

[UB_Bomber]

its 40 hrs a week. can they hold a weed eater for like 6 hours?

[PirateIvan]

its 40 hrs a week. can they hold a weed eater for like 6 hours?

well.... he can bench 300lbs and dead-lift 450lbs or some crazy thing like that. So, unless it's the most massive weed-eater ever, yes. :tup:

[riflehs]

....... thats almost creepy.....
if he had my head in his palm, he could smoosh it....

[PirateIvan]

It is creepy. Especially if you know what he used to be like. He's my best-buddy, known him sense middle-school. In mid/highschool, he was a uber skinny science kid. Really into astronomy and physics, Weight, 155lbs. Now, after 1 year spent powerlifting, he's the giant hulk-like physics man, weight 225lbs. Working out with him is a blast 'cause we can do things like calculating the number of newtons in each rep, and then calculate the ammount of work we do on the benchpress in Joules! LOL! :dance:

[Ender]

rifleh's said smoosh lol.

[riflehs]

lol.
a geeky muscle man..... haha oooh the contradiction...

[Itsmeee]

The place where im working is looking to hire someone, youll be working outside weededing all day for the most part, and some grunt work. The place is moles green acrhs funeral home and cemetary its on the cornor of axton and northwest. They are looking for someone whos willing to work all day weededing around graves, and its all day not after school stuff. any questions? and youll be able to work there until at least memorial day. any questions?

no chance I could do this on weekends?

[the other guy]

no chance I could do this on weekends?
dont think so or thats what i would be doing, and the job is kinda iffy they just hired someone

[the other guy]

dont think so or thats what i would be doing, and the job is kinda iffy they just hired someone
correction the job is still up for grabs