(--OLD--) Star Wars quotes, contextless.

[QuietStorm]

A NEW HOPE


'She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.'

'Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!'

'Look at the size of that thing!'

'Sorry about the mess...'

'You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.'

'Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?'

'You've got something jammed in here real good.'

'Put that thing away before you get us all killed.'

'Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?'

'Get in there, you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!'

'She's fast enough for you, old man.'


THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK


'I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh, kid?'

'That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while.'

'Hurry up, golden-rod..'

'I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.'

'There's an awful lot of moisture in here.'

'Possible, he came through the south entrance.'

'But now we must eat, Come...good food, come...'

'Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?'

'And I thought they smelled bad on the outside.'

'Control, control, you must learn control!'


RETURN OF THE JEDI


'There is good in him, I've felt it.'

'Hey Luke, thanks for coming after me, now I owe you one.'

'You're a jittery little thing aren't you?'

'In time you will call me master.'

'A little higher, just a little higher.'

'I never knew I had it in me.'

'Grab it, almost..you almost got it. Gently now, alright, easy, easy...'

'Hey, point that thing someplace else!'

'What could possibly have come over Master Luke?'

'Back door, huh? Good idea!'

[Ender]

The sexual references in those are funny yes, but in reality the two best lines of any and all Star Wars movies take place in The Empire Strikes Back (which is a part of the reason why it is the best of the 6):

"Sir, if I may venture an opinion..."
"I'm not really interested in your opinion 3PO."

and

"Chewie get up here we're taking off right now!"
"Those fighters are still out there - I don't think..."
"NO TIME TO DISCUSS THIS WITH THE COMMITEE!!"
"I AM NOT A COMMITTEE!"

[Itsmeee]

i think qs's are better

[PhotonReign]

*Nods*

[Warder]

I think this belongs in the sewage forum.

Otherwise, very nice use of the potentially sexual phrases.

[QuietStorm]

If this belongs in Sewage, so does half of BLE Central*.

*Roughly half of that half is comprised of my posts.

[Itsmeee]

qfe, though more then just your posts

[QuietStorm]

I said that. Half of them are mine. The other half belong to others. :p

[Expunge]

Yeah because it makes so much difference where a post is made after you hit the new posts button.

[Excessive]

I never use the new posts button.

[Dr. Deezee]

KotOR and KotOR 2 > All Star Wars movies, comic books, novels, and gay porn.

[QuietStorm]

KotOR and KotOR 2 > All Star Wars movies, comic books, novels, and gay porn.
Jolee Bindo > Every Star Wars character ever. Ever.

[infinitydxn]

i think QS are better. And i disagree with you abou #6 being the best. I say that #3 is by far the best out of the series. <---- runs for cover. :spock:

[Ender]

I didn't say #6 was the best silly. I said #5 was. ;)

IMO, best to worst:
#5
#6
#1
#2
#3
#4

The middle 4 of that list are all about the same really. Only #5 stands out as a really great film, and only #4 stands out as a really horrible atrocity. #5 does have one moment where it stands precariously on the brink of crappy though, "NOOOOOOO! THAT"S NOT TRUE!!!! THAT"S IMPOSSIBLE!!!" ugh...that part was really bad.

Lucky the rest of the film was so damn awesome it didn't taint it too much. Plus, that was like, Plot Twist of the century.
#6 is rad though because it's the only one of the 6 with a decent space fighter sequence. It's actually a really good sequence...just way too short. :(

[QuietStorm]

Darth: "Nooooooooooooo!"
Luke: "Nooooooooo!"
Darth: "Nooooooo!"
Luke: "Noooooooooooooooooo!"


Also: Revan = better plot twist.

[Ender]

HI REVAN WASN'T IN A MOVIE.

You could say Revan = best plot twist in videogame for the century, but I was referring to the movies. Sorry didn't make that clear.

I haven't played kotor and have no intention of ever doing so. What is this plot twist? I thought the player chose light or dark side?

[QuietStorm]

Revan = best plot twist in any SW movie/game/book. Ever.

SPOILARS:

You spend the first half the game game following the footsteps of the Dark Lord Revan, who you believe to have been killed by your companion Bastila Shan. It's foreshadowed, however, that this isn't true; Jedi don't kill their prisoners, after all. You have recurrent dreams of Bastila fighting Revan.

At your first meeting with the new Dark Lord, Malak, he says he's been looking forward this reunion. You have no clue what he's talking about -- until he tells you that you are Revan.

[Ender]

Darth FUCKING REVAN!

Sounds good, but I just help but think that isn't capable of the impact that Darth Vader being Luke's Father had on the masses. ;)

[DiscoDave]

Even KOTOR 2 was better than any of the movies, and KOTOR 2 was a buggy pile of crap.

[QuietStorm]

Ep 6 ~ KotOR 2.

KotOR 1 > all SW stories, of any sort, ever.

[DiscoDave]

Ep 6 ~ KotOR 2.


I disagree.

Which is another way of saying YUO AER RONG, SIR!1

[Warder]

Your breaking my heart!

[QuietStorm]

Woops. What I meant to say was:

Ep 5 ~ KotOR 2.

[Dr. Deezee]

Darth FUCKING REVAN!

Sounds good, but I just help but think that isn't capable of the impact that Darth Vader being Luke's Father had on the masses. ;)
For one, videogames aren't as popular a medium as movies, so of course it's not as "capable."

Put it in a movie and it's MORE tha ncapable of having an impact equal to if not bigger than that twist.

Plus, play the games, you loser.