Top 11 Rejected Holiday Specials

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http://www.bbspot.com/News/2005/12/top-11-rejected-holiday-specials.html

Rejected Holiday Specials
11. Chewbacca Sings Your Holiday Favorites
10. Kwanzaa with Carrot Top
9. You're a Fucking Consumer, Charlie Brown
8. The Matrix: Re-gifted
7. Santa Conquers the Arabs
6. The Year Without Department Stores
5. Steven Spielberg's E.L.F. (Electronic LifeForm)
4. A Very Hasselhoff Hannukah
3. William Shatner Goes A-Caroling
2. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Coke Fiend
1. An Insane Clown Posse Christmas

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Also:

Ways a Geek Prepares for Winter
11. In space there are no seasons.
10. Switches over to his cold weather Linux distro.
9. Hastens plans to complete weather control device.
8. Apply for that job at the call center in steamy Bangalore.
7. Put computer outside for extra cooling.
6. Stores his nuts in an old AT form factor case.
5. Increases caffeine intake to stave off hibernation instinct.
4. Turns up monitor brightness to avoid winter depression.
3. Apply an extra layer of tin foil on the basement walls.
2. McGyver a solar heater out of AOL CDs and a cpu water cooling kit to cut down on heating costs.
1. Dresses in layers of t-shirts to fight the cold.

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This the best one:
4. A Very Hasselhoff Hannukah

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