Mouse balls

[Excessive]

Ill get to 10 posts by Friday or else...http://excessivepc.com/smilies/spam1.gif


The following may help you at the next lan if your mouse misbehaves, or you loose your balls.



MEMO
Re: Replacement of Mouse Balls.

If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Units). Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel.

Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop off method. Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist off method. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge. Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.

It is recommended that each person have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction. Any customer missing his balls should contact the local personnel in charge of removing and replacing these necessary items.

Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working balls is an unhappy customer.

[Ender]

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[DiscoDave]

That information is out of date. Many users have reported not having any balls at all, particularly those who are married. The condition is considered to be normal as they have often been properly "conditioned" to operate without balls.



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[Ender]

Originally posted by DiscoDave
That information is out of date. Many users have reported not having any balls at all, particularly those who are married. The condition is considered to be normal as they have often been properly "conditioned" to operate without balls.



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[ghrogels]

i hear microsoft mice have good balls that work well with other mouses and rub on the serface well, also i would recommend going balless. Even though less manly (not having balls), they tend to get in the way when pointing, and make pointing less accurate. I suggest going with a balless mouse; and for the recipient, a very large pad (so you don't run out of space).

Now for those who worry about not having balls and being pansies, Bawls can make up for that by acting as a lubricant when you dry up. Also Bawls contains ingredients that will allow you to go all night (a substitute for other medications). I suggest you check out www.bawls.com (http://www.bawls.com) so you have plenty of bawls, aren't bawless, and will have the largest amount of bawls when you show up. I will personally not be worrying about my bawls, as I will have none (drugs are bad)

[Excessive]

I love bumping realy old threads. :moon:

[Ender]

WHAT THE HELL.

[SuperDude]

Yeah I was like "10 posts, wtf buttmunch??"

[Stupid]

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[SuperDude]

Fuck you spamfat.