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03-09-2005, 05:54 PM
Posts of supreme flaming <3 by Dollie of Askchopper.com :>
It's really no secret that I hate most of you and hold firm in my belief that the majority population of AskChopper suffers from at minimum a mild form of retardation. And there's nothing that brings out the downs syndrome like the reward point system. It's become a stage where people beg for acceptance and what's even more pitiful than that is that their requests are accommodated and then reciprocated into one colossal circle jerk. To many this meaningless number under their username has become their e-penis, a representation of how big their manhood really is. This is the one positive aspect of the reward point system, because it allows me to kick people where it really counts, in their Internet cock.
A moderator can go into any thread and kick at least three people on every page for something stupid they said or completely failing at humor, but what's really funny is that the second they've found that a moderator has nailed them right in the RP, they seek out one of their posts that's completely unrelated to bitch about them removing their RP, but of course the moderators don't care. What they don't seem to realize is that in most cases the said moderator genuinely thought their post was bane on everyone's existence and would usually would tell them that. They on the other hand are simply trying to extract some pitiful form of vengeance and that pretty much affirms that my original assumption that the person was an idiot was true.
It's my belief that people that are that pitiful and petty need special ridicule. It's because of this need that this thread was born as a place to single out the stupidity of others that make negative threads on these forums as a form of feeble revenge.
I'm disillusioned by the lack of you response involving autoerotic asphyxiation with soap on a rope.
Well what do you expect? You don't give me any material to work with. Even a great artist such as myself can't turn a bucket of full blown swine vomit into the fucking Sistine Chapel. If I don't have any material to work with how can I weave in the story about how you were sucking out the protein from used condoms you found in the Mc Donald's bathroom urinals for sustenance and contracted mad cow disease? Not very bloody easily that's for sure. I could just start talking about how dumb you are, but trying to find a large enough piece of that dead horse left to beat would require a twelve state man hunt. The truth is, there's not much that can be said about you that already hasn't been said about Afghanistan, your bombed out and depleted. The only reason I let you stay on these forums is because I can write you off on my taxes as a dependant child with disabilities. If you so badly need to affix your one good eye on something funny why don't you go suck off a clown.
Chester, I have to say that you make a really shitty nemesis. It's been weeks since I regained all of my reward points, yet I haven't experienced any kind of plot against me. At least when Mon claimed to be my enemy he would spam my PM inbox, MS paint pictures of me and called petitions against something I couldn't care less about.
I thought that you'd try to take retribution on me for stuffing a few hundred poisonous centipedes in your underoos while you were sleeping, but to my shock and awe, nothing. Then I shot that chip into your head out of a high powered rifle that makes you think you're Laura Ingalls Wilder from Little House on the Prairie at random times during the day. I know if you had done that to me I would have ran to your house and crushed your skull in a butter churn, but you still didn't do anything. Surely you must have found out by now that I've tapped into your water supply and have been paying the homeless people in your neighborhood to contaminate your drinking water with their urine, so where's the revenge?
So like I said Cheater, at being my nemesis you're a terrible disappointment. You just better quit while you're ahead, because you certainly won't have time for plotting anything once those centipede eggs hatch and start devouring your testicles.
One by Wanka :>
Squicked your mum, you ugly fat tea drinking 10 year old.
It's really no secret that I hate most of you and hold firm in my belief that the majority population of AskChopper suffers from at minimum a mild form of retardation. And there's nothing that brings out the downs syndrome like the reward point system. It's become a stage where people beg for acceptance and what's even more pitiful than that is that their requests are accommodated and then reciprocated into one colossal circle jerk. To many this meaningless number under their username has become their e-penis, a representation of how big their manhood really is. This is the one positive aspect of the reward point system, because it allows me to kick people where it really counts, in their Internet cock.
A moderator can go into any thread and kick at least three people on every page for something stupid they said or completely failing at humor, but what's really funny is that the second they've found that a moderator has nailed them right in the RP, they seek out one of their posts that's completely unrelated to bitch about them removing their RP, but of course the moderators don't care. What they don't seem to realize is that in most cases the said moderator genuinely thought their post was bane on everyone's existence and would usually would tell them that. They on the other hand are simply trying to extract some pitiful form of vengeance and that pretty much affirms that my original assumption that the person was an idiot was true.
It's my belief that people that are that pitiful and petty need special ridicule. It's because of this need that this thread was born as a place to single out the stupidity of others that make negative threads on these forums as a form of feeble revenge.
I'm disillusioned by the lack of you response involving autoerotic asphyxiation with soap on a rope.
Well what do you expect? You don't give me any material to work with. Even a great artist such as myself can't turn a bucket of full blown swine vomit into the fucking Sistine Chapel. If I don't have any material to work with how can I weave in the story about how you were sucking out the protein from used condoms you found in the Mc Donald's bathroom urinals for sustenance and contracted mad cow disease? Not very bloody easily that's for sure. I could just start talking about how dumb you are, but trying to find a large enough piece of that dead horse left to beat would require a twelve state man hunt. The truth is, there's not much that can be said about you that already hasn't been said about Afghanistan, your bombed out and depleted. The only reason I let you stay on these forums is because I can write you off on my taxes as a dependant child with disabilities. If you so badly need to affix your one good eye on something funny why don't you go suck off a clown.
Chester, I have to say that you make a really shitty nemesis. It's been weeks since I regained all of my reward points, yet I haven't experienced any kind of plot against me. At least when Mon claimed to be my enemy he would spam my PM inbox, MS paint pictures of me and called petitions against something I couldn't care less about.
I thought that you'd try to take retribution on me for stuffing a few hundred poisonous centipedes in your underoos while you were sleeping, but to my shock and awe, nothing. Then I shot that chip into your head out of a high powered rifle that makes you think you're Laura Ingalls Wilder from Little House on the Prairie at random times during the day. I know if you had done that to me I would have ran to your house and crushed your skull in a butter churn, but you still didn't do anything. Surely you must have found out by now that I've tapped into your water supply and have been paying the homeless people in your neighborhood to contaminate your drinking water with their urine, so where's the revenge?
So like I said Cheater, at being my nemesis you're a terrible disappointment. You just better quit while you're ahead, because you certainly won't have time for plotting anything once those centipede eggs hatch and start devouring your testicles.
One by Wanka :>
Squicked your mum, you ugly fat tea drinking 10 year old.