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03-09-2005, 05:54 PM
Posts of supreme flaming <3 by Dollie of Askchopper.com :>
It's really no secret that I hate most of you and hold firm in my belief that the majority population of AskChopper suffers from at minimum a mild form of retardation. And there's nothing that brings out the downs syndrome like the reward point system. It's become a stage where people beg for acceptance and what's even more pitiful than that is that their requests are accommodated and then reciprocated into one colossal circle jerk. To many this meaningless number under their username has become their e-penis, a representation of how big their manhood really is. This is the one positive aspect of the reward point system, because it allows me to kick people where it really counts, in their Internet cock.

A moderator can go into any thread and kick at least three people on every page for something stupid they said or completely failing at humor, but what's really funny is that the second they've found that a moderator has nailed them right in the RP, they seek out one of their posts that's completely unrelated to bitch about them removing their RP, but of course the moderators don't care. What they don't seem to realize is that in most cases the said moderator genuinely thought their post was bane on everyone's existence and would usually would tell them that. They on the other hand are simply trying to extract some pitiful form of vengeance and that pretty much affirms that my original assumption that the person was an idiot was true.

It's my belief that people that are that pitiful and petty need special ridicule. It's because of this need that this thread was born as a place to single out the stupidity of others that make negative threads on these forums as a form of feeble revenge.
I'm disillusioned by the lack of you response involving autoerotic asphyxiation with soap on a rope.
Well what do you expect? You don't give me any material to work with. Even a great artist such as myself can't turn a bucket of full blown swine vomit into the fucking Sistine Chapel. If I don't have any material to work with how can I weave in the story about how you were sucking out the protein from used condoms you found in the Mc Donald's bathroom urinals for sustenance and contracted mad cow disease? Not very bloody easily that's for sure. I could just start talking about how dumb you are, but trying to find a large enough piece of that dead horse left to beat would require a twelve state man hunt. The truth is, there's not much that can be said about you that already hasn't been said about Afghanistan, your bombed out and depleted. The only reason I let you stay on these forums is because I can write you off on my taxes as a dependant child with disabilities. If you so badly need to affix your one good eye on something funny why don't you go suck off a clown.
Chester, I have to say that you make a really shitty nemesis. It's been weeks since I regained all of my reward points, yet I haven't experienced any kind of plot against me. At least when Mon claimed to be my enemy he would spam my PM inbox, MS paint pictures of me and called petitions against something I couldn't care less about.

I thought that you'd try to take retribution on me for stuffing a few hundred poisonous centipedes in your underoos while you were sleeping, but to my shock and awe, nothing. Then I shot that chip into your head out of a high powered rifle that makes you think you're Laura Ingalls Wilder from Little House on the Prairie at random times during the day. I know if you had done that to me I would have ran to your house and crushed your skull in a butter churn, but you still didn't do anything. Surely you must have found out by now that I've tapped into your water supply and have been paying the homeless people in your neighborhood to contaminate your drinking water with their urine, so where's the revenge?

So like I said Cheater, at being my nemesis you're a terrible disappointment. You just better quit while you're ahead, because you certainly won't have time for plotting anything once those centipede eggs hatch and start devouring your testicles.

One by Wanka :>
Squicked your mum, you ugly fat tea drinking 10 year old.

jinx666
03-09-2005, 09:01 PM
Posts of supreme flaming <3 by Dollie of Askchopper.com :>





One by Wanka :>

Wow this is a thing of beauty!

Pineconeboy
03-09-2005, 09:16 PM
I suspect I could write a decent flame if I was properly inspired, but it really isn't my thing. Being an asshole on the internet is inherently ironic, because while you might be wittily saying bad things about another person, you don't in fact know all that much about them and at the end of the day, you're just an asshole on the internet. It would feel like I was making as much fun of myself as the other person.

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03-09-2005, 10:51 PM
Cant forget about the people who take the internet too seriously.

echo
03-10-2005, 12:45 AM
omg oh yeah fear... I"d like to see her on Crossfire lol, oh well nice post :tup:



omg good I just read the second one... Can't breathe.... lol

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03-11-2005, 10:09 PM
Dolly would rip them a new one if she got on crossfire.

Same goes for "Dr. Cal Culus PhD"

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03-13-2005, 02:20 PM
Cal Culus on account hacking law:

on Mar 8th, 2005, 2:41pm, thevoid00000000 wrote:
Ok, I have recently got a few peoples UO account names and passwords. If I was to log on under there account and xfer their shit into my account. Would this be punishible by law? If so, whats the crime and punishment?

Cal:
Yes it is illegal, the punishment depends on who prosecutes you, you could be charged under either California Law, where the EA servers are, the law in your homestate (or country), or under the Federal Law of either the United States or the Country you live in. The punishment could range from a fine to up to 20 years in Federal Prison for hacking into a commercial computer. The name of the crime also depends on the location that charges you, state crime would typically be called "Computer Trespassing", while the Federal crime would be called "Unauthorized Access to a Protected Computer"

I will tell you this, it is very easy to track someone down, computer crimes are becoming one of the easiest crimes to solve, since most people who commit them are too stupid to know how to cover their tracks (an ps a proxy isn't going to do it).

Now, on top of all the criminal things to worry about, you also have to worry about civil damages that someone can bring against you for their losses. EA can sue you to recover the cost of them having to spend time to provide police with IP traces, your ISP can sue you for the same thing, and the victim of the computer trespass can sue you for "resonable market value" of the data that was lost.

Cal.

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03-17-2005, 08:33 PM
Here is a "Krump" (Warning, some material not suitable for children)

exactly why i dont give a flying raccoon fuck. hey, guess who's back? Get ready for it - cuz here it comes. and added FYI: Its gonna come harder than your dad when he watched me fuck your mom upside down, with her head in a pile of dogshit. Yeah bitch, you dont wanna fuck with the mexican elvis, I'll fucking ass rape you without they KY, then make new holes in your throat for my dick when you are dead.

step the fuck off.