View Full Version : New forum game: desecrate brand slogans

Pineconeboy
03-08-2005, 05:46 PM
Just take the slogan for any product and add "penis" into it somewhere as the product being advertised.

Examples:

Penis: just do it.
Penis, it's finger-lickin' good!
When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight, use penis.
Penis: have it your way!

Continue.
Itsmeee
03-08-2005, 05:59 PM
Penis, the way its meant to be played
Penis, mmmm....toasty
Penis, I'm lovin' it
hockeysnipermlg
03-08-2005, 06:03 PM
or you could just use this

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi

"obey your penis"
Excessive
03-08-2005, 06:08 PM
good to the last drop.
Reach out and touch someone
It's everywhere you want to be
Drivers wanted
Let your fingers do the walking
Got milk?
The quicker picker-upper
Breakfast of champions

M'm! M'm! Good!
The penis melts in your mouth, not in your hand.
Tastes so good cats ask for it by name
Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't

And my favorite.
Penis, It takes a licking and keeps on ticking
Pineconeboy
03-08-2005, 07:31 PM
Penis, it's what's for dinner.
Penis - hot'n'juicy.
Tha[\]atos
03-09-2005, 07:34 AM
Penis, the other white meat.
Your way, right away, penis now.
UB_Bomber
03-09-2005, 02:37 PM
100% natural penis
Dr. Deezee
03-09-2005, 02:45 PM
Penis: Kid tested, mother approved
hockeysnipermlg
03-09-2005, 02:55 PM
Cleans your floor without penis.

and this is for DZ: Penis really satisfies.
Pineconeboy
03-09-2005, 04:09 PM
Hungry? Grab a penis!
Choosy moms choose penis.
UB_Bomber
03-12-2005, 09:30 PM
all new AOL. Now with more penis