The Most Entertaining Thread Ever!!!

[Stumanji]

What is your Jedi name? (http://www.xach.com/misc/jedi.html)
I am STUJO ROHOQ of the planet Lammisil!

What are your names of Middle Earth? (http://www.barrowdowns.com/middleearthname.asp)
Elvish - Haecirith or Haecirithion
Hobbit - Isengar Tussle from Tookbank
Dwarven Name - Varin Saphirecryer
Orkish - Morrárz the Crazy

What is your battle cry? (http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php)
Hark! Who is that, sprinting through the freeway! It is Stumanji, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a gutteral scream, his voice cometh:
"I'm seriously going to torment you into a new dimension of pain!"

What is your smurfin' Smurf name? (http://www-personal.umich.edu/~mule/smurfgen.html)
They call me Jojoba Smurf.

What is your Prison Bitch Name? (http://members.iglou.com/lyons/bitchGen.html)
Sigh... my prison bitch name is "Tubby Bitch"...

What is your Mormon name? (http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/mormon/)
In Utah, they'd call me Johoshua Aubra (which isn't half bad).

What is your Cyborg profile? (http://www.cyborgname.com/)
S.T.U.M.A.N.J.I.: Synthetic Transforming Unit Manufactured for Accurate Nullification and Justified Infiltration

What is your Mob name? (http://www.rickmelfi.com/sopranos.html)
I am Gandhi Mangler. You want I should bust your head?

What is your Glam Rock name? (http://www.angelfire.com/ny/MetalBabe/glamname.html)
I am Thunder Goldenrod... Now where are those groupies?

What do they call you behind your back at work? (http://users.snip.net/~cbravo/v2/funn.htm)
Sigh... they call me "Tubby"...

What is your X-Men name and mutant power? (http://www.fox.co.uk/xmen/)
I am called "Ninety Nine" and my power allows me to produce an infinite amount of whipped ice cream and top it off with a chocolate flake.

Which "The Simpsons" Character are you most like? (http://filebox.vt.edu/users/mafisher/simpsons.html)
Apparently I'm most like Jimbo Jones... but I think I'm a cross between Milhouse and Bart... and Homer if I have enough sugar in me.

[Excessive]

Hark! Who is that, running over the cliffs! It is Excessive, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a spectacular cry, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to bruise you so heinously, your timbers will shiver!!!"

[Ender]

ROOOFLE! THUNDER GOLDENROD! :woot: That is one of the funniest things I've heard in a long time!

[Verbal]

Star Wars - "I am WATJO PODEM of the planet anthrax"

Middle Earth (Elvish only)
Rincristien
Rincris

Battle Cry - Who is that, striding along the desert! It is Homeslice, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a low roar, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to bruise you until the cops have to tear me off your wraithly spirit!"

Smurf - Queasy Smurf

Prison Bitch - Faggot Enforcer (wtf^^?)

Mormon - Jonborah Carrington

Robut - H.O.M.E.S.L.I.C.E.: Hydraulic Obedient Machine Engineered for Scientific Learning and Intensive Ceaseless Exploration

Mob - Weed Whacker

Glam Rock - Kyrk Platinum

Behindmyback - That Bitch

Xmen - MANDELSONAR - MANIPULATE HIGH RANKING OFFICIALS THROUGH SOUNDWAVES

Simpsons - Radioactive Man

Whoa. That was weird. . . . like wtf^^?

[Ender]

no way, any ONE of these pwns trogdor..esp thy dungeonman! :p

[Ender]

oops...wrong thread! h4w!

[Verbal]

sometimes I wonder about you . . . :D

[Stumanji]

This really is an entertaining thread, and yet, people have only viewed it a handful of times... what's the dilly yo? :eek:

[Itsmeee]

I'll add my 2 cents to this thread, MS suggests apple for all your gaming needs

http://www.microsoft.com/homepage/images/2003/ts_nov20_games.jpg

Jedi name: PA DA JOYOU

Thingy saying: Running over the steppes, carrying a thorned whip, cometh Itsmeee! And he gives a mighty howl:

"I'm going to smash you beyond your expiration date!"

[Excessive]

E.X.C.E.S.S.I.V.E.: Electronic eXperimental Construct Engineered for Scientific Sabotage and Intensive Vigilant Exploration

Smurf name:
Flopsy Mopsey Smurf

Mob name:
The Heartbreaker

Behind my back my co-workers call me:
Ugly Boy

My mutant name is Bog.
I can turn the ground into a dangerous gloopy mess (the key word is “Dangerous”. So don’t piss me off!

Nerd Name (http://www.xach.com/nerd-name/)

Nerd name:
Francis, the Ruby Magician

[Stumanji]

Funny Story about this thread:
I started this thread which included everything that's in my original post, but it had more.
-- What's your Hip-Hop name?
-- What's your Nerd name?
-- What's your Viking name?
-- A second "What's your Jedi name?"

And so on... probably 10 more than you see in my opening post... Keep in mind it was early in the morning (around 3:00 AM, I'm guessing) and I was a bit sleepy. I had gone through 11 pages on the Yahoo! Search looking for, and using, Name Generators to add to this thread.

When I was typing something in the thread, I messed up. And I wanted to erase it. I, in my drowsy state, clicked on "Back" assuming this would erase my mistake... It did. Sorta. It erased my entire post, and I had to start over.

So, you get The Most Entertaining Thread Ever Lite...

[Excessive]

I don't trust the Jedi Name generator. they ask too much info. Mothers maiden name and home town? I wouldn't give the real answer to that unless it was a credit aplication.

[Itsmeee]

I put down Jon as my moms maiden name and Your mom as my town.

Not sure if the jedi council would approve :(

[Airstotle]

I am Critically Ill Smuf! Woot!:D

[Airstotle]

I am "Knuckle" I pulverize enemies with my bony fists. Now, where do I get my spandex? X-men here I come!:rofl:

[Airstotle]

FYI....only the mob knows me as "The Stare". I betters not catch yous looking at me, looking at yous. Fuget about it!

[Airstotle]

Skulking out of the mini-mall parking lot, carrying a meaty axe, cometh Airstotle! And he gives a low bellow:

"For the love of beatings, I plunder until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!!!"


YEAH! Take that you BLE hacks!

Airstotle :kneel:

[Catsohori]

Battle Cry: "Death to the n00bish empire *grabs sword* and all who allie with it, oops wrong dimension"

Jedi Name: KIKO ASSO

[PyroInsane]

Mob Name:
The Xerox "You want I should 'copy' his head?"

Glitter and Glam name:
Dani Amethyst

Work Nickname:
Fat Fuck (wtf?!? are they all including fat?)

X Men:
I am Tranquilo, I can show incredible calm while waiting two hours for a train.

Jedi Name:
BIEBL HOEVE (Can anyone pronounce that?)

Middle Earth Names:
Elven: Carnëechorion
Hobbit: Wilibald Underhill from Deephallow
Dwarven: Grîm Craftyhelm
Orcish: Thrakbag the Tearer

My Battle Cry:
Rampaging along the icy wasteland, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using an oversized scalpel, cometh PyroInsane! And he gives a low howl:

"I'm going to flog you so badly, you will drink poison and piss honey!!!"

Smurf Name:
Cletus the Slack-Jawed Smurf

Prision Bitch Name:
Keller's Fuck Boy

Cyborg Name:
P.Y.R.O.I.N.S.A.N.E.: Positronic Ytterbium Replicant Optimized for Infiltration/Networked Synthetic Android Normally for Exploration

Mormon name:
Verlaine Berniece


I've been away for much to long. >_<

[RawKus]

Running out of the icy wasteland, swinging a piece of chainlink fence, cometh AJ! And he gives a spectacular howl:

"For the love of beatings, I slice through beating hearts like a mad dog who can only get madder!!!"

Hobbit- Drogo Bunce from Frogmorton

[UB_Bomber]

My battle cry is. "For get running. I just reach out and touch someone." As I clutch my barrett 50. and see you running tward me off in the horison. Or another cry would be "If you run you will only die tierd."

[Stumanji]

This has to be bumped.

[PirateIvan]

I have to say that I LOVE my battle cry:

Yea, verily: Who is that, stalking along the plains! It is Ivan, hands clutching a reflective halberd! He bellows gutterally:

"I'm going to pummel you in such an unsafe manner, Buddha will explode!"

:rofl:

[Pineconeboy]

The simpsons character most like you is: Barney Gumble
rofl

Also> Battle cries are way too important to be trusted with a random generator.

ps: Curses! http://forums.beyondunreal.com/showthread.php?t=180892&highlight=battle+cries

[bloodseek]

YES! I love my cyborg name :D

B.L.O.O.D.S.E.E.K.: Biomechanical Lifeform Optimized for Online Destruction, Scientific Exploration and Efficient Killing

[Tinbad]

JORBE CLBEL of the planet oxycodone!