BG2 Good Times Rox Your World

[Warder]

FIRST!

DiscoDave and Warder to pretend to be Lesbians playing golf with a old man. No details to be provided....*shudder*

SECOND!

Warder, DiscoDave, DeeZee, FeaR to play UT and CTF and Warder owns all..yeah...thats what happened...

THIRD!

Same four to go play CSS (yes, Dave played CSS!!!!) Where we proceeded to TK and and get banxed from servers all over!! WINZ!

BG2 REPRESENTING!

[Dr. Deezee]

DiscoDave = BG2|Jewboy
lolol

[Pineconeboy]

I actually like CSS. I have to say, if I still had intarweb I'd probably have taken it up and played it with you guys.

[DiscoDave]

I think I actually like it better than RVS, which doesn't say a WHOLE lot, but...

[Pineconeboy]

I like it because, for a 'realism' shooter it isn't all that realistic. You run at like 1,000,000 miles an hour and the guns all reload very quickly. There's no 'breathing bob' on the sniper at long range so if you get in the right situation, you can make some pretty sweet shots. Also, playing with a lot of people, if you flank the other team at the right time and you have the right gun you can pretty much take out all of them in a few seconds. That is teh rox0rs.

[DiscoDave]

Yea, and it doesn't seem to have the same issue as RVS where in order to have any accuracy at all, you need to be standing still.

The critical moment when I decided RVS was not for me is when I was behind a baddy about 15 feet away with a shotgun. I unloaded about 4 shots aimed right at him, and he survived (presumably because I was running towards him) and killed me almost instantly.

:rdown:

[Ender]

lol. RvS doesn't have any breathing or anything...but when you're moving your accuracy goes out the window. to fix, simply exploit the game by zooming in. Your scope becomes your screen, and you can't shoot anywhere off your screen, so as long as you have the guy in your scope, and you shoot, you'll hit him. But the thing is - there was no reason to run at him you nob. :p

[DiscoDave]

I've sufficiently trained myself to pretty much always be moving around. I'd sooner be able to stop my heart from breathing. :p

[DiscoDave]

btw...did Darki get banned for his racially offensive name?

;)

[Warder]

no, he changed it to just Dark, but the rest of us got bant!

[DiscoDave]

lol

I was a little surprised to be banned, honestly. I never did any teamkilling (although I did accidentally injure a teammate).

Who knew JewBoy would be that offensive. ;)

[Warder]

I got banned for being IHeartButtSecks. That's not a gay comment is it?

[DiscoDave]

I got banned for being IHeartButtSecks. That's not a gay comment is it?
lol

I guess I'm glad I didn't go for "MistahNiggah".

[DiscoDave]

BTW, just in case anyone gets the wrong idea, I have nothing against jews or blacks or gays.

I DO have something against people who get all riled up over a label...I think it's retarded. Now, I'm not talking about a "You called me a name, so I think you're a jerk and I don't like you"...that's fine. I'm talking about the, "HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT ME, YOU JACKASS, WHERE THE HELL DO YOU GET YOUR MANNERS FROM, BIGOT! PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE THE REASON MY GRAND PARENTS WERE ENSLAVED/MURDERED/MOCKED".

But the worst is people who get offended by a label that doesn't even apply to them. *sigh*

[jinx666]

BTW, just in case anyone gets the wrong idea, I have nothing against jews or blacks or gays.

I DO have something against people who get all riled up over a label...I think it's retarded. Now, I'm not talking about a "You called me a name, so I think you're a jerk and I don't like you"...that's fine. I'm talking about the, "HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT ME, YOU JACKASS, WHERE THE HELL DO YOU GET YOUR MANNERS FROM, BIGOT! PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE THE REASON MY GRAND PARENTS WERE ENSLAVED/MURDERED/MOCKED".

But the worst is people who get offended by a label that doesn't even apply to them. *sigh*

In my experience being a "racial minority" the people that get most upset about racial slurs are upper class, white, liberal, college students, who have had most everything handed to them on a silver platter "trustifarians" if you will (rastafarians with trust funds). These are the last people on earth that most minority groups want representing/sympathising with them in any aspect that I know of...

Wetback= A mexican who moves to america and won't bother to learn the language, or gets angry when you can't communicate with their shitty english.

These people hate me most of all, cuz I'm mexican and think low-rider culture is ridiculous, and don't speak spanish. I mean If you move to another country shouldn't you adapt to at least SOME of their customs? Did someone say customs?! Quick RUN!

Nigger= Someone who thinks all white europeans still owe them for slavery, when the only cotton they have ever picked in their lives... was from a bottle of asprin.

jap, nip, slope, gook etc.= see mexican description, also thinks their race is better than everyone elses. will talk bad about you in native language in front of you. My friend wendy speaks mandrin and busted some chineese people talking shit about me in a asian food store in san fransisco. the looks on their faces was priceless when she chewed them out for it in mandrin!

Jew= If you ever do buisness with a religious son of a bitch, get it in writing. his word isn't worth shit, not with the good lord telling him how to fuck you on a deal!

White supremacist =Just cuz I sleep with my sister, and drink cheap white wine from a jelly jar dosen't mean I'm ignorant white trash! Ever notice that these people believe in creationism a little too much? ever notice that people who believe in it this strongly appear the least evolved? coincedence?
Dey Took ouer jebs!

All = See just about any episode of south park!

[scm007]

HOLY CRAP. How coudl yo uTK on CS without me??

I am the proverbial KING of TKing. Pump Shotty, the weapon of any true TKer.

Back in the days of 1.6 I once became #1 in the server just from TKing. The stat program was messed up and counted TK's as kills, so my friend and I became #1 and #2. I think I had close to 1000 tk's over a 3 day period. God that was fun.