It's story time!

[Spaztika]

So heres the thing:

just for sheets and geegles im sure its been done... but i didnt know about it
so it doesn't count

each of us will throw out a sentence, or two to make a story. now dont go throwing out some crackpot sentence, its gotta make sense witht he previous one somehow...and if u mess it up...ima have wader fix0r it =p and then hell-- :spank:



thats right, show u an emoticon

so here it goes...

Once there was a little boy, his name was FeaR. He was walking along the road with his good friend Matt Damon....

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When they stumbled upon a cute girl named Lindsey. FeaR punched Matt Damon in the stomach and took asked her for her phone number and succeeded! (lol, I wish) FeaR picked up a baseball bat, and with a menacing look towards Matt...

[phoenix_vii]

turned and ran the other way as quickly as possible. Matt stood their laughing and pointing at Fear when all of a sudden...

[night3218]

Lindsey smacked him and ran after FeaR. But she could not catch up too him. But a few yards away she saw a 15 year old boy named Albert. She walks up to him and gives him her phone number. Then she engages in a long and passionate kiss with Albert. < /dream> :( But after the kiss was finished, something terrible happened......

[ghrogels]

GHROG COULDN'T FIND HIS CEREAL!!!!11111 :0

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Lindsey smacked him and ran after FeaR. But she could not catch up too him. But a few yards away she saw a 15 year old boy named Albert. She walks up to him and gives him her phone number. Then she engages in a long and passionate kiss with Albert. </dream> :( But after the kiss was finished, something terrible happened......
Ghrog couldn't find his cereal because FeaR had stolen his bowl, spoon, and box of cereal in order to go kill night3218: FEAR APPEARS FROM THE BUSHES, BRANDISHING [/url] A SPOON AND A BOWL! WITH THIS IMPLEMENT OF DEATH FEAR IMPAILED NIGHTS FACE A MULTITUDE OF TIMES! THEN WITH A SCREAM SO TERRIBLE, FEAR PLACED THE TIP OF THE [url=PIKE] (A LONG PIKE)BOWL AND SPOON UPON NIGHT'S CHEST AND PUSHED WITH ALL HIS MIGHT, LAUGHING HEARTILY AS NIGHT CHOKED OUT HIS LAST BLOOD BATHED BREATH

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FeaR would like to request that Ghrog delete his post.

lolsup ;>

[SuperDude]

SD was stalk... out for a walk when he noticed FeaR impailing Night, without hesitation he quickly sprung into action. He grabbed a trash can and told FeaR to help him stuff the corpse into the can so the evidence could be burned.

[ghrogels]

FeaR would like to request that Ghrog delete his post.

lolsup ;>
gah, clearly you should have used that opprotunity to use the reason ghrog couldn't find his cereal as FeaR had stolen ghrog's bowl and spoon to go give this man the most horrific death of all time.

your loss.

[ghrogels]

FeaR would like to request that Ghrog delete his post.

lolsup ;>
fix'T

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lol Ghrog, you are own.

Shortly after stuffing Night's corpse into the trash can, FeaR cleans the blood of his nice new shirt and heads off in search of Lindsey...

[Spaztika]

lol Ghrog, you are own.

Shortly after stuffing Night's corpse into the trash can, FeaR cleans the blood of his nice new shirt and heads off in search of Lindsey...


as FeaR ran after Lindsey he noticed something, the corpse of night was gone. Wondering wtf was going on he saw the trail of blood around the corner there he found Lindsey...

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as FeaR ran after Lindsey he noticed something, the corpse of night was gone. Wondering wtf was going on he saw the trail of blood around the corner there he found Lindsey...
Who had dragged the corpse of night around the corner and continued to beat him with a nearby branch. After seeing this, FeaR was pleased so he...

[Farvneho]

Who had dragged the corpse of night around the corner and continued to beat him with a nearby branch. After seeing this, FeaR was pleased so he...

...proposed to her, at which point, she stopped beating night's corpse and started after Fear...

[Warder]

with a two-by-four, which she then proceeded to dance in a circle as she ripped off the mask showing her true identity...that she was really Ender!

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with a two-by-four, which she then proceeded to dance in a circle as she ripped off the mask showing her true identity...that she was really Ender!
FeaR begins crying because everyone at BLE hates him :<

After crying for 40 days and 40 nights, FeaR heads off to...

[Warder]

find the true Lindsey and upon finding her, defends her from the evil two-by-four weilding Ender!

[night3218]

night gets brought back to life for no apparent reason and realizes that the lindsay that he made out with was ender so he washes his mouth furiously with soap then goes off to find the real lindsay and steal her from the evil clutches of FeaR.

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night gets brought back to life for no apparent reason and realizes that the lindsay that he made out with was ender so he washes his mouth furiously with soap then goes off to find the real lindsay and steal her from the evil clutches of FeaR.
Upon realizing this, FeaR chases Night with fury. Upon catching him, FeaR impales him (yet again) with a fork and spoon. Afterwards, he scattered Night's body parts so that there would be no chance of reincarnation. All the while fighting off Ender with his right pinky, because he is just damn hardcore like that. Having vanquished Night for the final time, and fought Ender until his colapse from exhaustion, FeaR continues his quest to find Lindsey...

Night to learn to follow the story plzkthx

[night3218]

Then as FeaR was looking for Lindsay he saw out of the corner of his eye a flash of something red. He looked around and nothing was there. So he keeps moving. Then he hears a electronic sounding voice say "Itsame! Mario!". He turns around and sees Mario from the new "Paper Mario" game. FeaR is like wtfm8??? So he punches Paper Mario in the face, then the 2d son of a bitch comes at him with the hammer (from the oldschool mario games) and tries to hit him. But just as Paper Mario is about to hit FeaR with the hammer FeaR takes out a pair of scissors and cuts Paper Mario in half.

Winned.

Then FeaR continues his journey to find Lindsay. But as he is walking, he sees something really strange...

[Stupid]

OMG!! it was nights mom :scrunch: ...

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Whom is quickly vanquished.

FeaR continues his journey for love with a smirk of victory on his face, and a glimmer in his eye...

[Farvneho]

Whom is quickly vanquished.

FeaR continues his journey for love with a smirk of victory on his face, and a glimmer in his eye...

Because you just vanquished night's mom? That's fowl!

[scm007]

Whom is quickly vanquished.

FeaR continues his journey for love with a smirk of victory on his face, and a glimmer in his eye...

Unbeknownst to FeaR, the glimmer in his eye was actually caused by a very late stage ocular cancer. Unfortunately for FeaR, there is no cure and soon the government will be possessing his house after learning, upon his death, that FeaR had some 300 unpaid parking tickets.

[Warder]

As Fear is magically cured by God, he finds his true love, the one, the only, Lindsey...and upon finding her, has a wonderful make out moment of goodness.

[night3218]

~The End~

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Best Story Ever.

<3 <3 <3

[Spaztika]

and then fear wakes up =(

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and then fear wakes up =(
:(