View Full Version : I Schooled a Pot Today

SuperDude
12-02-2004, 08:32 PM
So we have this dinky stupid pot for cooking soup that has a dent in the bottom. It's dented out in the center so it just kinda wobbles around on the burner and only like 2sq inches touched the actual burner so it took forever to heat stuff up. Awhile back I tried to bend it back in with the corner of the counter but I halfway broke off the handle and it popped back out within 5 minutes.

So today I had enough, I took a crowbar to it gordon freeman style and owned it.
Expunge
12-02-2004, 08:41 PM
So we have this dinky stupid pot for cooking soup that has a dent in the bottom. It's dented out in the center so it just kinda wobbles around on the burner and only like 2sq inches touched the actual burner so it took forever to heat stuff up. Awhile back I tried to bend it back in with the corner of the counter but I halfway broke off the handle and it popped back out within 5 minutes.

So today I had enough, I took a crowbar to it gordon freeman style and owned it.

rofl, score.
Stupid
12-02-2004, 09:40 PM
lol dude your the most hardcore gordon freeman impersonator ever :tup: .
scm007
12-02-2004, 11:18 PM
yep I smoked some pot today.

not literally of course, but in a larger sense, didn't we all smoke a little pot today?
Farvneho
12-03-2004, 08:29 AM
a crowbar has to be added to the list of ways to fix anything, along with duct tape and chewing gum.
hockeysnipermlg
12-03-2004, 01:02 PM
^^^MacGuyver style
Warder
12-03-2004, 01:53 PM
way to be man. Way. TO. Be.
night3218
12-03-2004, 02:14 PM
^^^MacGuyver style

OMG the guy who plays MacGuyver is my dads uncle! :bulb:
Warder
12-03-2004, 02:29 PM
CAN I MEET HIM!!!!? That guy is so fucking awesome, I wanna ask him what he can do with a rubber band, a piece of paper, and a cow tongue.
night3218
12-03-2004, 02:33 PM
lol the chances of that are pretty low. I only met him once when I was really little. I barely even remember. :slant:
Warder
12-03-2004, 08:15 PM
damn.
Spaztika
12-04-2004, 04:11 PM
CAN I MEET HIM!!!!? That guy is so fucking awesome, I wanna ask him what he can do with a rubber band, a piece of paper, and a cow tongue.


or even, a straw, a paper clip, and a rubber band

its MacGuyver he can do anything =p
hockeysnipermlg
12-04-2004, 06:02 PM
he could make a fully armed, fully manned, nuclear submarine with that.
Sky
12-04-2004, 06:51 PM
he could make a fully armed, fully manned, nuclear submarine with that.
Uhuh :yes: and I could overclock a 486 to 3ghz?
hockeysnipermlg
12-04-2004, 06:52 PM
maybe if you were macguyver.

and had a straw, a paper clip, and a rubber band
Shadow
12-04-2004, 07:40 PM
So we have this dinky stupid pot for cooking soup that has a dent in the bottom. It's dented out in the center so it just kinda wobbles around on the burner and only like 2sq inches touched the actual burner so it took forever to heat stuff up. Awhile back I tried to bend it back in with the corner of the counter but I halfway broke off the handle and it popped back out within 5 minutes.

So today I had enough, I took a crowbar to it gordon freeman style and owned it.
Lol, awesome.