View Full Version : If You Don't Get Matt Damon...

Chuwawah
10-20-2004, 02:35 PM
SEE TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE!!!!
DiscoDave
10-20-2004, 02:41 PM
Honestly, you should see the movie anyway.
Itsmeee
10-20-2004, 04:04 PM
even if your planning on seeing the movie over the weekend or something. Just get your lazy ass over to sehome now. You can watch it again over the weekend.
Expunge
10-20-2004, 04:57 PM
FUCK YEAH!
PyroInsane
10-20-2004, 05:02 PM
GO WATCH IT.


NOW.


GOGOGOGO.


No seriously, I mean it.


DO IT BEFORE I MAKE YOUR HEAD ASPLODE VIA ROCKET LAUNCHER!
Chuwawah
10-20-2004, 07:45 PM
There are three kinds of people in this world," Johnston says. "Dicks, assholes and pussies. We're dicks, and the rest of the world are pussies. But sometimes an asshole comes along and wants to poopoo all over everyone, and the only kind of person who can hump an asshole is a dick, because pussies can get so full of shit that they become assholes, as they are just an inch and half away from being assholes to begin with." (Diplomatically, Johnston concedes, "Sometimes dicks hump assholes at inappropriate times, and they need pussies to guide them in the right direction."
Stumanji
10-20-2004, 07:51 PM
The movie is really hilarious -- but there are SO MANY MORE funny things about the movie than the Matt Damon part...