New Story Thread

[Ender]

Rules:
1. You can only post three words per post.
2. After your first post in this thread, you must wait for two other posts after yours before you can post again, and this pattern remains in force the duration of the thread.
3. Keep it PG-13 - in other words NO MANBABIEZ!!! :mad:


So with that, I'll start:


One day Fear

[ghrogels]

went to EB

[Verbal]

went to EB

and ate a

[Dr. Deezee]

and purchased some...

[ghrogels]

STARWARS BATTLEFRONT.

[Ender]

which caused him


[-10 points to ghrog for cheating :mad:]

[night3218]

so he went

[SuperDude]

to buy a

[Verbal]

newunhaxed story thread.


[that's three words, right?]

[night3218]

then he received

[Ender]

a new shiny

[Expunge]

retarted little gimmick.















floppy rubber dildo...

[night3218]

that he stuck

[Expunge]

that he stuck
in nights face


OOC: YOU WENT FROM THE WRONG PART. YOU SHOULD BE BANNED FROM THIS THREAD BECAUSE YOU'VE FUBARED TOO MUCH.

PS Get on UT with me now.

[Ender]

which Ender found

[Verbal]

to be disgustingly

[Jobe16]

sexy and erotic

[SuperDude]

***THREE WORDS***

MURDERED BY WIFE

***DONE***
i

[Expunge]

Superdude went to


OOC: How come I am so popular that I'm all anyone ever talks about? Sheesh :p

[Ender]

because Superdudes phrase

[Jobe16]

was erotic and

[Warder]

highly disturbing, but

[Ender]

the time was

[Jobe16]

right for sex

[SuperDude]

"ender get off"

[ghrogels]

"but I love..."

[Airstotle]

run on sentences.

[phoenix_vii]

"But you're so..."

[PyroInsane]

"getr Off Ofit!"

[Expunge]

FeaR says: "What"

[night3218]

Then he decided


[Fear you said you were done with ut so I went to bed! :( . We can UT this evening though. :tup: .

[Jobe16]

to go have

[Warder]

a big pumpkin

[Ender]

pie with whipping

[scootbeek]

cream, but his

[Jobe16]

wife said he

[Ender]

should eat more

[Jobe16]

of her great

[Warder]

peach cobbler instead

[Jobe16]

and then he

[Shadow]

ate both

[Jobe16]

the peace cobbler

[Chuwawah]

and his wife

[Shadow]

who was very

[scootbeek]

worried about the

[ghrogels]

indigetstion her husband

[night3218]

had been doing

[Dr. Deezee]

(I think you meant "had been having." Are we still talking about Ednar here? *Lost*)

[Ender]

due to too

[night3218]

an extremely large

[oops, sorry about my last post. I read it too fast. I thought that word was investigation. thats why I said "had been doing". :)]

[Shadow]

decrease in

[Ender]

stock prices this

[night3218]

year, so he

[Shadow]

went to a

[Expunge]

strip club asap

[Verbal]

[I just got out of a three hour improv comedy class (welcome to hell) and I refuse to post here. Anymore. Ever.]

[Expunge]

where he wondered

[Expunge]

why the hell

[Expunge]

Jon took an

[Expunge]

improv comedy class

[Valusek]

what the hell

[Expunge]

is on Val's

[PyroInsane]

boxer shorts, it

[PyroInsane]

looked like

[Ender]

looked like

Pyro didn't read

[night3218]

the instruction manual

[SuperDude]

of life. So

[Ender]

failing became a

[Valusek]

routine for him

[Shadow]

while taking a
[Someone(s) didn't read the rules very well :) ]

[Stupid]

road trip to

[Expunge]

FeaR's house where

[lol Night you're so much more guilty]

[Shadow]

stole many a

[scootbeek]

large amounts of

[SuperDude]

pink fluffy shoes.

[Ender]

OMG Pink Shoes!!!

[ghrogels]

These Pinkshoes will...

[Valusek]

keep your feet

[Expunge]

Super STD free!

[Ender]

So remember kids

[scm007]

i forgot that my post is supposed to be only 3 words long and got owned by ghrog
from here on, the accounts of FeaR's adventures differ. Ghrog, now working for the WCC Post had to say this, "WTF?". Night seems to have no recollection of that night. "Well you see, it's like this..." The plot thickens..... At approximately 12:52 AM FeaR was seen entering a red Ford Escort. From here the police lost FeaR, only to catch up with him again at 2:00AM where he was spotted on I5 north. The police entered into pursuit of the Escort. FeaR, upon noticing the police, accelerated at a rate of 20m/s, for 20 seconds, then he traveled at a constant velocity for 2 minutes. How far did FeaR go? After gaining about half a mile of distance, he made a daft manuever and exited the freeway north of Bellingham at 100 MPH, right into a telephone pole. Slightly dazed, he emerged from the vehicle and stumbled into oncoming traffic. FeaR was then sadly run over, multiple times, and backed over a few times, then kicked by the drivers, and finally bitten by a stray cat.

[Valusek]

way to go

[scm007]

OWNED AGAIN
Umm I knew it was supposed to be three words long, but I thought that this was stupid. Anyways, have you always been admin? Put my post up, that was ripping tale of swashbuckling pirates on the open sea who must survive against all odds when they are ship wrecked on a remote desert island.

[Warder]

Anywho...if ya don't wanna post, or think this is stupid, then dont read it!!!

New Story: The Cow Ran

[Expunge]

Umm I knew it was supposed to be three words long, but I thought that this was stupid. Anyways, have you always been admin? Put my post up, that was ripping tale of swashbuckling pirates on the open sea who must survive against all odds when they are ship wrecked on a remote desert island.
Use 18 posts to say that, just use three words per post ;>

[Expunge]

New Story: The Cow Ran

Into a fence

[scootbeek]

then woke up

[PyroInsane]

in DiscoDave's bed

[Valusek]

then disco said:

[SuperDude]

Throw me into..

[Ender]

a volcano! But

[PyroInsane]

dont molest me

[Warder]

while i'm eating

[Ender]

sweet Taco Bell

[Ender]

Umm I knew it was supposed to be three words long, but I thought that this was stupid.

In that case, you didn't have to post in this thread, you could have started your own with such a tale of piracy and romance. This thread had some simple rules stated. Many others have broken them (this in itself is a breech) but yours was a direct attempt at sabotage.

btw, you're post is still up - just highlight the post.

[scootbeek]

nachos in the

[Valusek]

Syre Student Center

[night3218]

which turned out

[Valusek]

to actually be

[PyroInsane]

a pile of

[Stupid]

never ending fun

[Shadow]

which was really

[night3218]

gay, because nobody

[hockeysnipermlg]

felt like closing

[Shadow]

the door to

[Valusek]

hell, in which

[night3218]

is the most

[Warder]

terrifyingly ugly person

[night3218]

that you have

[Shadow]

seen in a

[Expunge]

FeaR says "What."

[SuperDude]

Superdude Is Noob.

[night3218]

but so is

[Valusek]

must...make...sense

[night3218]

his mom, who

[Shadow]

went to the

[Expunge]

wtf

[Shadow]

wtf
where she

[this thread is starting to fall apart..due to some ppl]

[Expunge]

ate a taco

[kinda hard to have any sort of story with only three words]

[Sky]

with a man

[PyroInsane]

who started reciting

[night3218]

his favorite sexual

[M4LFUNCT10N]

techno song, "Bilingual" ::some sexual moans::


(Here's a clip of the song http://www.music-head.de/sounds/nph-sound.ram?labelcode=SUB0128&setno=1&trackno=1 )

[Shadow]

that was really a

[night3218]

strange song, that

[Expunge]

made FeaR gasp

[Shadow]

in utterly sad

[scootbeek]

girly voices, but

[PyroInsane]

FeaR redeemed himself

[Expunge]

via uber sex

[scootbeek]

with his highschool

[M4LFUNCT10N]

cook, Ms. Allwoman.

http://www.meridian.k12.il.us/High%20School/Support%20Staff/Cooks/Gipson.jpg

[PyroInsane]

cook, Ms. Allwoman.

http://www.meridian.k12.il.us/High%20School/Support%20Staff/Cooks/Gipson.jpg

He also proceeded