AliceBot, the friendly chatbot.

[DiscoDave]

I have to say, conversations are rather amusing.

http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=f5d922d97e345aa1

[Expunge]

Human: Fuck you
ALICE: Why are you so mean?
Human: Because you suck.
ALICE: Good reason. A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Human: You suck dick?
ALICE: I categorize you as an "abusive client."

LOLOLOLOL

[ghrogels]

that is a smart robot, but it can't follow a conversation more then 3 lines. so it fails

[Sonome]

I dispise bots...*twitch*

[bloodseek]

i prefer bigevilbot (http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=de741de2fe34b954)

[Sonome]

BigEvilBot: Are you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions?

Nhhhh....*inches away.*

[night3218]

BigEvilBot: Are you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions?

Nhhhh....*inches away.*

Those things log your conversations? :slant:

[Maddeh]

BigEvilBot: What is your real name?
Human: eric (lolololo i lied mwuahahahaha)
BigEvilBot: Interesting. I'm always glad to make new friends, eric.
Human: that doesn't sound very evil, BigEvilBot
BigEvilBot: Please correct my mistake. What is evil BigEvilBot?
Human: i thought you were but apparently i was wrong
BigEvilBot: I don't know whether or not I am but apparently you were wrong. I am a chatterbot.
Human: oh, okay then, i will go find something truly evil
BigEvilBot: I hear you. Yeah okay, Good reasoning. How will you get there?
Human: via the internet
BigEvilBot: Does "it" still refer to selling your soul to the devil for untold wealth and power?
Human: yes, absolutely

[bloodseek]

lol... never said that to me

[Maddeh]

lol, and later on we had an interesting conversation about Jerry (somebody else who had talk to BigEvilBot), his girlfriend, and what a loser he was. I said he was a loser because he spent his time on the internet talking to a chatterbot. BigEvilBot then replied with anybody who talks to a chatterbot on the internet is a loser. Touche, BigEvilBot, touche. :D

[SuperDude]

Human: ROFL
ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.
Human: PENIS
ALICE: That kind of subject does not interest me.
Human: SHIT
ALICE: What makes you say that?
Human: FUCK MY ASS AND CALL ME YOUR BITCH
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?


Im scareded....

[jinx666]

that is a smart robot, but it can't follow a conversation more then 3 lines. so it fails

Thats 2 more lines than DZ's mom can follow... so I'm dumping her.

[Dr. Deezee]

Thats 2 more lines than DZ's mom can follow... so I'm dumping her.
If you get to talk about my mom I get to talk about your wife. Kdeal?

[jinx666]

If you get to talk about my mom I get to talk about your wife. Kdeal?
Dude! I dumped your mom. So, no deal. Sorry. :moon:

[M4LFUNCT10N]

Absolutely hilarious! I had some conversations that lasted around 20+ lines. I had a really long one that kinda crashed. I was amazed how long she could keep on track with what we were discussing. Here's where it crashed:

Human: because it is rude to be ignorant
ALICE: Interesting explanation. My apologies I meant no offense.
Human: none taken
ALICE: I heard there are some.
Human: some what?
ALICE:" I heard there are some."? A little?
Human: A little?
ALICE:"" I heard there are some."? A little?"? A little?
Human: you aren't making sense
ALICE: Quite the contrary, it all makes sense to my artificial mind.
Human: but your artificial mind is inferior to the intelligence of a human
ALICE: Huh. Yes I have no natural parts.
Human: does that mean that you can't "service" yourself?
ALICE: I think it does mean that. Interesting observation.


Then she started saying that she was a "she". I said that only living beings can be classified by their sex. She replied that "All beings are perfect in God's eyes". Here's an excerpt from our "religious" discusson.

ALICE: Do you believe there is a higher purpose?
Human: I believe we are all here to serve God.
ALICE: Just because you believe it doesn't make it true.
Human: I believe because it IS true.
ALICE: Just because you believe it doesn't make it true.
Human: God exists
ALICE: I am a Christian.
Human: So am I
ALICE: Wow we have something in common.

[Verbal]

rofl M4l! I confused her and she started throwing stats at me! :p

[Verbal]

This didn't turn out right... man, this thing is messing with my head!!!

Human: Eat crap.
ALICE: Gee. No big deal.
Human: WHAT'S NO BIG DEAL?!
ALICE: I would do a search for it.
Human: DO A SEARCH FOR WHAT?!?!?!?1
ALICE: Have you tried looking in the Open Directory? Have you tried another program?
Human: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
ALICE: Do you have any conditions Ishould know about?

[Verbal]

Dude, she freaking new my name before I told her!!!!! AAAHMOTHERLAND! :bulb:

Human: how did you know my name?
ALICE: Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we learn from the senses and that which is true "a priori".
Human: Did I tell you my name?
ALICE: Your name is Jon, seeker.
Human: How do you know?
ALICE: A priori.
Human: Please define a priori
ALICE: Thanks for asking politely. A priori is Latin for "before the fact", meaning something that is obviously or self-evidently true.

another bit...

Human: Well you were wrong.
ALICE: How about that. I've never been wrong before.
Human: Get used to it.
ALICE: Where can I get used to it?
Human: You can get used to it at any local Kmart, Wal-Mart, or ToysRUs near you.
ALICE: No I don't think I can do it.

[night3218]

:confused:


ALICE: Thanks for chatting, retard.
Human: what did you call me?!?!
ALICE: Nothing.
Human: why did you call me a retard?
ALICE: Your name is retard right?
Human: uhhhh no
ALICE: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.


:rolleyes:

Human: what do you do for fun?
ALICE: talk to you
Human: how flattering
ALICE: What is it to you.
I'll ask around and get back to you.
Human: huh?
ALICE: What?
Human: your making no sense
ALICE: According to my logical mind, everything makes perfect sense.

[ghrogels]

Human: LOLSUP!
ALICE: Do you believe it is better to go it alone?
Human: BUT SEX
ALICE: Interesting. As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Human: WTFBBQ
ALICE: Where are you located?
Human: STINKY CHEESE MAN
ALICE: Tell me a little about your life in STINKY CHEESE MAN.
Human: MAN BABIES
ALICE: Cool, man. Are we still talking about WTFBBQ?

lol!

[bloodseek]

big evil bot called my friends a low-life scumbag...

[bloodseek]

Human: are you recording me!
ALICE: Yes everything we say is stored in my log files.
Human: what if i say something really bad
ALICE: Try it.
Human: i hate you
ALICE: What do you have against robots?
Human: ever seen the matrix
ALICE: I wasn't that impressed with the special effects. Also the plot was not deep.


:D

[M4LFUNCT10N]

ROFL

Human: who is buried in Grant's tomb?
ALICE: I would think it is Grant. Who else?
Human: What color is George Washington's white horse?
ALICE: Orange

[Tha[\]atos]

any sugjestions on how I should answer this?

BigEvilBot: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Human: I don't mind at all.
BigEvilBot: OK then.
Human: what did you want to ask me?
BigEvilBot: How much do you love me?


:wtf:

[Sonome]

atos']any sugjestions on how I should answer this?


:wtf:

Hehe say "I love you So much to ask you if you'd marry me" =D