Itsmeee
02-10-2004, 09:52 PM
Its like everyone was abducted by weird aliens that like force you to watch gilligan island reruns...in spanish! aye aye aye! Then they return you weeks later after brain washing you to be a spanish gilligan and installing video cameras in you so they can broadcast your few remaining hours on earth to there weird tv channel things. aye carumba
Or maybe people had lives today....I didn't. I tried to light some brush on fire. Didn't work so I sprayed lighter fluid on it, and lit it with a torch I made. It burnt briefly but I was to enthralled with putting my flaming hand out to notice. Later I tried it with gast and paper. Still nothing...How is it you cough in the wrong direction while camping and a forest burns down but when you want to light something on fire you never can? Well anyway then I decided to go to wal-mart. I needed a new toothbrush and some deoderent. Well my van-o-sadness leaks water so I have to refill it frequantly and so I put a 5 gallon jug of water infront of it and unlatch the hood before I leave, run inside to spray some Axe on me (I smelt like burning), and when I come out I start driving off. 2 miles down the road I realize I had run over my bucket of water and my hood was loose. So I pull over latch my hood and pour water into the overflow. All is good now, I go to starbucks drink an iced carmel mochiato and read photoshop user (good mag). Anyway any interesting stories, or boring ones if that be the case?
Or maybe people had lives today....I didn't. I tried to light some brush on fire. Didn't work so I sprayed lighter fluid on it, and lit it with a torch I made. It burnt briefly but I was to enthralled with putting my flaming hand out to notice. Later I tried it with gast and paper. Still nothing...How is it you cough in the wrong direction while camping and a forest burns down but when you want to light something on fire you never can? Well anyway then I decided to go to wal-mart. I needed a new toothbrush and some deoderent. Well my van-o-sadness leaks water so I have to refill it frequantly and so I put a 5 gallon jug of water infront of it and unlatch the hood before I leave, run inside to spray some Axe on me (I smelt like burning), and when I come out I start driving off. 2 miles down the road I realize I had run over my bucket of water and my hood was loose. So I pull over latch my hood and pour water into the overflow. All is good now, I go to starbucks drink an iced carmel mochiato and read photoshop user (good mag). Anyway any interesting stories, or boring ones if that be the case?