Disco's dark secret?

[Dr. Deezee]

[16:35] DiscoDave: I'm a negro.
[16:35] Ubar John: Negative.
[16:35] DiscoDave: As black as they come.
[16:36] Ubar John: Oh really.
[16:36] Ubar John: Talk some street.
[16:36] DiscoDave: Affirmative.
[16:36] DiscoDave: You want me to talk street?
[16:36] DiscoDave: You don't think I can talk street?
[16:36] DiscoDave: if (deezee != thinkdiscotalkstreet) then (deezee = dork);
[16:36] DiscoDave: It doesn't get more street than that.
[16:37] Ubar John: Good thing I'm thinking you can't talk street.
[16:38] Ubar John: Good thing you forgot to put in "can't" there, too, in case you didn't notice.
[16:39] DiscoDave: See, that's why you're a whiteboy...you can't keep up with the street talk.
[16:39] Ubar John: Oh really.
[16:39] DiscoDave: You're stuck in an infinite x-- loop, my friend.
[16:39] DiscoDave: OOOOH, BURN!
[16:40] Ubar John: So if you're street, how come you don't have a sub-par muscial album to cash in on your ghetto experience?
[16:40] DiscoDave: I'm writing it.
[16:40] DiscoDave: I don't just want it to be sub-par...that's not black enough for my black blackness.
[16:40] DiscoDave: I'll give you a sneak peak at my first song:
[16:40] Ubar John: They say once you go black, you can't go back
[16:41] DiscoDave: "function songinitialize(); / printf("Hello World");"
[16:41] Ubar John: Holy shit that's black.
[16:41] DiscoDave: Yes.
[16:41] DiscoDave: Only now do you see.
[16:41] Ubar John: Yes. I am entirely too white.

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[16:41] DiscoDave: "function songinitialize(); / printf("Hello World");"

GAH! ITS TEH HELLO WORLD!!!1

Play rocketeer with me Disque, you SERIOUSLY need a break from Unreal Script. rofl

[Dr. Deezee]

More fun with diskstew:

[19:50] Ubar John: omfg you're a leet llama.
[19:51] DiscoDave: extra emphasis on the leet.
[19:51] Ubar John: Naw
[19:51] DiscoDave: Eat a power drill.
[19:51] Ubar John: Jump in front of a bus.
[19:52] DiscoDave: cut your hair with a chainsaw
[19:52] Ubar John: Stab your heart with a knife.
[19:52] DiscoDave: put your head in a trash compactor
[19:52] Ubar John: Sell your body to prison inmates.
[20:05] DiscoDave: Stuff your head down a python's throat.
[20:06] Ubar John: Fall down an empty elevator shaft onto some bullets.
[20:07] DiscoDave: Jump in front of a racing freight train.
[20:08] Ubar John: Take a bath in some acid.
[20:08] DiscoDave: Eat your own head.
[20:09] Ubar John: Babysit some toddlers for several days on end.
[20:09] DiscoDave: OH NOOOOOES!

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"Dark" secret indeed.

[Valusek]

"fall down an empty elevator shaft onto some bullets"

wow...thats like...so evil.

[PyroInsane]

omgz, Dark secret indeed!







:rofl:

[Valusek]

There is no difference between white and black. we are all brothers!

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Originally posted by Valusek
There is no difference between white and black. we are all brothers!

Shut up foo!

[PyroInsane]

Originally posted by FeaR
Shut up foo!

what the problem is? foecake!

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Originally posted by PyroInsane
what the problem is? foecake!

*Stabs Pyro in the face, fourty times.*

H8 U.

[Valusek]

so much hate...

[PyroInsane]

Originally posted by FeaR
*Stabs Pyro in the face, fourty times.*

H8 U.

*eats kake*

[Stumanji]

Originally posted by Dr. Deezee
[20:06] Ubar John: Fall down an empty elevator shaft onto some bullets.

Baby Bowler! I'm the one who gave your daddy... the shaft.

[PyroInsane]

Originally posted by Stumanji
Baby Bowler! I'm the one who gave your daddy... the shaft.

O_O

*runs*

[Expunge]

Originally posted by PyroInsane
*eats kake*

*Slaps kake out of his mouth*

[PyroInsane]

Originally posted by FeaR
*Slaps kake out of his mouth*

*slaps Cody out of FeaR*

*gets more kake and eats it*

[Dr. Deezee]

Best thread ever? Yes.

[PyroInsane]

Originally posted by Dr. Deezee
Best spam ever? Yes.

[Expunge]

Originally posted by PyroInsane
*slaps Cody out of FeaR*

*gets more kake and eats it*

*Stabs Blaine in the stomach and extracts kake

[Itsmeee]

*eats cody and kake*

[PyroInsane]

*cheers for great justice done by Itsmeee*

*eats more kake*

[Chuwawah]

confirms that deezee is a pirate and just pillaged a spam thread into BLE Central forums:hump:

[Dr. Deezee]

This whole topic is spam (Hi Cody and Pyro)

[PyroInsane]

Originally posted by Dr. Deezee
This whole topic is spam (Hi Cody and Pyro)

*points to Cody* He started it!

*easts more kake*

[Expunge]

*Climbs out of Dan's stomach and slaps kake out of Pyro's mouth*

[Valusek]

*originally poisoned the kake, so anyone who touched, looked at, or especially ate the kake, is now dead*

R.I.P.

[PyroInsane]

Originally posted by FeaR
*Climbs out of Dan's stomach and slaps kake out of Pyro's mouth*

*slaps Cody back into Dan's stomach*

*is not deaded*

[Expunge]

Originally posted by PyroInsane
*slaps Cody back into Dan's stomach*

*is not deaded*

Oops, forgot your kake! Pwnt

*Crawls out of Dan's mouth and hits Pyro in the face with the flak cannon, then hides in Dan's stomach again*

[Verbal]

There's a reason why I don't have the sewage forum on my account, guys. USE IT.

[PyroInsane]

Originally posted by FeaR
Oops, forgot your kake! Pwnt

*Crawls out of Dan's mouth and hits Pyro in the face with the flak cannon, then hides in Dan's stomach again*

*eats more Kake*

*fires grenade from Assault Rifle down Dans throat*

[Verbal]

Take a hint Blaine. *nudge nudge*

[Dr. Deezee]

This thread wasn't meant to be spam, it was meant to be comedy John-Dave dialouge. :(

[Itsmeee]

Originally posted by Homeslice
There's a reason why I don't have the sewage forum on my account, guys. USE IT.

*cough* yes jon knows a lot about spam...from experience

http://www.fancysplace.com/smileys/chevalry2.gif

[PyroInsane]

Originally posted by Homeslice
Take a hint Blaine. *nudge nudge*
Yes yes, I am done now Jon.

Originally posted by Dr. Deezee
This thread wasn't meant to be spam, it was meant to be comedy John-Dave dialouge. :(
Now its comedy Pyro, Fear, and Itsmeee spam!

<_<

>_>

Im done.