View Full Version : compaq


Itsmeee
06-30-2004, 09:59 PM
compaq = sucks

if human = confused then repeat

end.review

Expunge
07-01-2004, 05:44 AM
Sub Review

While Computer = Compaq
{
Computer = Sucks
}

If Human = Confused
{
Call Sub Repair
}

Sub Repair
Do While Human = Confused
{
Repair
}
End Sub

End Sub

Itsmeee
07-01-2004, 05:57 AM
yep, my grandpa's compaq is self destructing because it hates its life so much. Ok, the cdrom starting being flaky right after warrenty expires, then the nic port goes out, windows starts being hella slow and then it decideds one day it doesn't have the drivers for the wireless card that I bought for my grandpa. So now its a $1000 something solitaire game for him :mad:

I'm going to try to get a new cd-rom but you have to rip the whole laptop apart to install it I think! it would almost be easier to just buy them a new one.

Expunge
07-01-2004, 07:07 AM
Call Sub Suicide

Do While Life > 0
{
Stab
}

PyroInsane
07-01-2004, 08:40 AM
lol, my compaq did the same freaking thing, until i screwed with it and got WinXP. But the cd-r/rw drive is totally fubared >__<. as is the Floppy, which i removed, along with the empty 3.5 bay, and now theres a nice hole where i can see my pretty blue LED fan through. then i put more ram in here, last thing that ill do is upgrade graphics card, mabye put a 40gig Hd in it eventually...

Expunge
07-01-2004, 09:28 AM
Originally posted by PyroInsane
lol, my compaq did the same freaking thing, until i screwed with it and got WinXP. But the cd-r/rw drive is totally fubared >__<. as is the Floppy, which i removed, along with the empty 3.5 bay, and now theres a nice hole where i can see my pretty blue LED fan through. then i put more ram in here, last thing that ill do is upgrade graphics card, mabye put a 40gig Hd in it eventually...

Do While Compaq > 0
{
Burn Computer
}